Fimmtudagur, 8. febrúar 2007
Tölvuvandrćđi...
Ónefnt tölvuţjónustufyrirtćki í Bandaríkjunum hefur opinberađ lista yfir 10 bjánalegustu spurningarnar og/eđa vandamálin sem upp hafa komiđ í ţjónustferlinu. Ţađ borgar sig ekki ađ reyna ađ ţýđa ţetta...
1. Customer: 'My mouse mat isn't wired up' Advisor: 'I'm not sure I understand, your mouse mat shouldn't have any wires.' Customer: well how does it know where my mouse is? Is it wireless?
2. Advisor: Press any key to continue. Customer: I can't find the 'Any' key.
3. Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me. Advisor: I will remove them for you. Customer: How do I get them back when she is not in?
4. Customer: I met a man on the internet, can you give me his phone number?
5. Advisor: You have spyware on your machine which is causing the problem. Customer: Spyware? Can they see me getting dressed through the monitor?
6. Customer: How do I change channel on my monitor? Advisor: Your monitor won't have channels like a TV. Customer: But I was watching the internet channel the other day and now I just get the word processing channel.
7. Advisor: Can you click on 'My Computer'? Customer: I don't have your computer, just mine.
8. Customer: My 14 year-old son has put a password on my computer and I can't get in. Advisor: Has he forgotten it? Customer: No he just won't tell me it because I've grounded him.
9. Customer: I have lost my work. Advisor: Let's see if we can get your documents back for you? Customer: You don't understand, I've lost my job and I want to get on to the internet to find a new one.
10. Customer: My internet isn't working Advisor: What modem are you using, is everything connected up? Customer: No I haven't taken the computer or the modem out of their boxes yet!
Ţetta rifjar upp innlenda tölvuvandrćđasögu, sem kann ađ vera uppspuni frá rótum...jafnvel flökkusaga.
Kona hringdi í ónefnda tölvuţjónstu til ađ fá hjálp viđ ađ kveikja á tölvunni sinni. Hún var međ splunkunýja borđtölvu sem hreinlega stóđ međvitundarlítil á borđinu ţrátt fyrir ítrekađar lífgunartilraunir. Sá sem varđ fyrir svörum hafđi lent í svipuđum málum skömmu áđur og kunni ţví réttu tökin. Hann lét konuna finna alla kapla og ganga úr skugga um ađ ţeir vćru rétt tengdir og ađ allt vćri í sambandi. Ţegar ţađ var komiđ á hreint datt tölvumanninum í hug ađ láta konuna athuga örlítinn takka aftan á tölvunni sem stýrir strauminntökunni. Konan átti í talsverđum vandrćđum međ ađ finna ţennan takka, brölt og brak skilađi litlu og ţegar tölvumađurinn ítrekađi fyrir henni ađ ţetta vćri lítill takki aftan á tölvunni sagđist konan eiga í vandrćđum međ ađ sjá aftan á tölvuna..."ţađ er nefnilega rafmagnslaust hjá mér, allt slökkt, og ég sé ekki almennilega ţarna aftan á tölvuna."
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Athugasemdir
Ohh hvađ mađur kannast viđ svona eftir 17 ár í tölvubransanum
Rúnar Haukur Ingimarsson, 9.2.2007 kl. 19:58
Bćta viđ athugasemd [Innskráning]
Ekki er lengur hćgt ađ skrifa athugasemdir viđ fćrsluna, ţar sem tímamörk á athugasemdir eru liđin.